Recent Movie Reviews


Barney Poop 32 Barney Poop 32

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

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why do you want the viewer to set their volume to one? i did all the things you suggested and the move still sucked



Strategy Guide Ep. 4 Strategy Guide Ep. 4

Rated 3 / 5 stars

a bit boring

I liked the poster of Jimi in that one room, aside from that....Modern video games are just fantasies that people can live out. Old video games are fantasies too, just with bad graphics and a soundtrack composed by a microwave. To escape into that kind of fantasy you have to be scrapping the barrel pretty damn hard. If you’re going to make a movie about a lame topic don't rely on stereo types and bad cliches. I don't know where you live but I've never met anyone who was like Hollywood's idea of a stoner. Come up with something a little more original, it might distract the viewer from realizing that your jokes are really not that funny.


Needle responds:

I have three words for you, Mr. Sophisticate:

Pull my finger.


A New Bunny A New Bunny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I had this dream once were i was sliding down this mountain naked on a board, and hunter s. thompson was chasing after me instead of pirants. he kept telling me that he was going to blow my head off, which was both violent, threatening, and dirty, the way i like it. I forget how the deam ends, but chucky cheese shows up and declairs hes going to search for yage in south america some were in there


Recent Game Reviews


Governor of Poker Governor of Poker

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i liked it

good game but three things i'm probably sure you've heard before, the voices, especially the dealers (i'm guessing that's you), are real annoying in repitition. Second problem with the voices sometimes when a player busts they say something when they leave the table like they raise or they fold...
Third, fuck, i forgot, but it might as well be having to pay for a premium version. I mean it was a good for an internet game but not money worthy in the least.


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fun with emo-core fun with emo-core

Rated 2 / 5 stars

good graphics

I know tons of kids who are way emo, and tons of kids who rock all day to NIN and MSI, but nothing they do resembled anything in that flash. You have nothing relivent to say, so just don't say anything.


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FlashTrek: Broken Mirror FlashTrek: Broken Mirror

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great game but..

the program always froze up when i tried to add ships to my fleet


vex-xiang responds:

Interesting...I'll look into it. I have not had the game freeze on me while adding new ships to my fleet. However the game saves automatically each time you warp to another system, so if it froze your game will still be where you left it!