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[Barney Poop 32]

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why do you want the viewer to set their volume to one? i did all the things you suggested and the move still sucked

[Strategy Guide Ep. 4]

a bit boring

I liked the poster of Jimi in that one room, aside from that....Modern video games are just fantasies that people can live out. Old video games are fantasies too, just with bad graphics and a soundtrack composed by a microwave. To escape into that kind of fantasy you have to be scrapping the barrel pretty damn hard. If you’re going to make a movie about a lame topic don't rely on stereo types and bad cliches. I don't know where you live but I've never met anyone who was like Hollywood's idea of a stoner. Come up with something a little more original, it might distract the viewer from realizing that your jokes are really not that funny.

Needle responds:

I have three words for you, Mr. Sophisticate:

Pull my finger.

[A New Bunny]

I had this dream once were i was sliding down this mountain naked on a board, and hunter s. thompson was chasing after me instead of pirants. he kept telling me that he was going to blow my head off, which was both violent, threatening, and dirty, the way i like it. I forget how the deam ends, but chucky cheese shows up and declairs hes going to search for yage in south america some were in there

[Hyperboy: Episode 3]

your already bordering on a stoner plot/jokes, i recommend you invest in ganja and go all the way. Much can be said about the creative power of marijuana.

[The World of Abbreviation]

lol

I did, in fact, find it excessively short, and yes I hurt my imaginary vagina...or so I imagine. You cut to the bleeding heart, whatever that means, of homophobic office workers, an unknown, until recently, subculture. If you thought that was funny you should have seen this H.O.W. break his hand on the water cooler because he interpreted the glugging sound as the cooler calling him queer. As a side note for your "films" verisimilitude when I go into my car to cry after being spit on repeatedly the windows don't fog up so fast.

[Pizza Guys 2]

very original

its almost like i haven't seen the same exact thing a thousand times on the net. its really hard to come up with original things, isn't it?

zonzo responds:

It actually is.

[FAR 1/4]

I really don't think it matters what his purpose is really. If he means well like E.T., then thats cool, or if he intents some insidious plot then i'm sure our earthling can-do spunk is a complete match for alien super intelligence and advanced technology. so its a win win situation, which begs the question why watch when i could do things like sleeping?

[Nobodies Shorts #3]

That really reminded me of how I celibrated christmas with my friends. We got really high, and then to sweaten the deal I left all my weed in the back seat of my friends car that she shares with her mom, just lieing there, in the back seat. Her mother didn't notice, and now i have to come up with some way to make up for all the anxiety i caused. oh, joyous holidays!

[Numa Numa Dance]

simply, awesome

i'm totally bookmarking this for when i'm forbled off my crum-cake, because if that totally blew my mind while i'm sober...

[Skeletor's Bakery 2]

that made me feel really sad for the future of the human race, we're utterly fucked, no chance for survival what so ever...