All 23 game Reviews

Governor of Poker Governor of Poker

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i liked it

good game but three things i'm probably sure you've heard before, the voices, especially the dealers (i'm guessing that's you), are real annoying in repitition. Second problem with the voices sometimes when a player busts they say something when they leave the table like they raise or they fold...
Third, fuck, i forgot, but it might as well be having to pay for a premium version. I mean it was a good for an internet game but not money worthy in the least.

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fun with emo-core fun with emo-core

Rated 2 / 5 stars

good graphics

I know tons of kids who are way emo, and tons of kids who rock all day to NIN and MSI, but nothing they do resembled anything in that flash. You have nothing relivent to say, so just don't say anything.

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FlashTrek: Broken Mirror FlashTrek: Broken Mirror

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great game but..

the program always froze up when i tried to add ships to my fleet

vex-xiang responds:

Interesting...I'll look into it. I have not had the game freeze on me while adding new ships to my fleet. However the game saves automatically each time you warp to another system, so if it froze your game will still be where you left it!

Zwill v1.2 (game) Zwill v1.2 (game)

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

as much as the music was probably apropriate for zwill the mexican muscrat and his magical adventures, adding both to the atmosphere, and creating greater texture to the game, the distillers still rock harder. create a way to turn off the music!!!! in general its a lack luster game, getter graphics, and just more interesting stuff would make it better, remeber that, more interesting stuff makes a more interesting game

The Bounce The Bounce

Rated 5 / 5 stars


completely charming! awesome job

Swedish Saveloy Swedish Saveloy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SAM AND MAX HIT THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah, dude, that is like my favorite childhood game!!! great knock off, it almost like sam and max except not as funny

Sky Boarder III Sky Boarder III

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I can't beat the blender boss, is there some kind of trick or something?

Micol-Rankin-Games responds:

The only trick you need worry about is using a long range weapon and flying in a good pattern to avoid hit. Also try using the Dash Attack (you got this when you leveled up to 5) press "a" when you have a little super meter filled. You get a little super fill for each time you hit "Medusa King" so you could esentially dash attack your way to dominance also!

Russian Affairs Russian Affairs

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't really need to tell you that this is one of the best games to ever hit newgrounds, because I bet you already know how awesome you are. the only thing it really lacks is naked woman, and sex, put more naked woman, possibly having sex into the game and i'll be perfect.

Mile High Club Mile High Club

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok, i guess

the three stykes your out thing blows, you should just make it so you have unlimited do overs, but it affects your score, like most golfing games...

Newgrounds RPG Demo Newgrounds RPG Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


If you finish this it will be probably the best flash RPG on the web. but, most likely you'll never finish it, or want money for it when your done. um, the only problems in the game were the music, trasitions, and the fighting. the woody music was ok i guess, but it made me feel like i was at a really crappy folk music convension, not to put folk music down, but when its the same cord over and over.... the music really just doesn't fit with the game. the transitions sucked, either make them smooth or get ride of them. the figting need to have more of a point, all you need to do to win is press A, and thats the only way you can win, trust me, i tried almost everything else to make it exciting. You've put some good scripting in there, its almost really bitchin, just make it harder. ya, thats pretty much it, i forcused on the negatives because this is, well, feedback, but, the possitives FAR outway my miner nit picking. like i said beforethis is on its way to becoming the best RPG on the web, keep up the good work, and don't get too greedy for us haven't paid for a games/music in a couple of years type of people

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