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[Strategy Guide Ep. 4]

a bit boring

I liked the poster of Jimi in that one room, aside from that....Modern video games are just fantasies that people can live out. Old video games are fantasies too, just with bad graphics and a soundtrack composed by a microwave. To escape into that kind of fantasy you have to be scrapping the barrel pretty damn hard. If you’re going to make a movie about a lame topic don't rely on stereo types and bad cliches. I don't know where you live but I've never met anyone who was like Hollywood's idea of a stoner. Come up with something a little more original, it might distract the viewer from realizing that your jokes are really not that funny.

Needle responds:

I have three words for you, Mr. Sophisticate:

Pull my finger.

[Phones - Episode 2]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

THAT LOADING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEREOUSLY, I ALMOST WENT INSANE, UG, HORRIBLE really funny, but the MUSIC

Kid-Eternity responds:

Eh, techno is an acquired taste. It works for the underground club feel of the loader. The song wasn't rated badly in the portal though. (Good work FDA!)

[The (clay) Hulk]

You have to be one of the biggest assholes and homophobes on this planet. Why would you ever call someone a faggot, making fun of someone’s sexual orientation is next to making fun of their race. Homosexuality is not a choice, neither is skin color. I like your animations, but I really can't vote 5 on account of your bigotry.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

bigotry is not my choice either, it is genetics, well it is, if homosexuality is also just genetics.