Grandpoobah's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[College University pt 9]

I was almost getting really bored because there was no violence or boobs, which happens a lot, like when I'm in class, or like driving and stuff, but then there was that thing about the harlem globe something somethings, and that was kind of funny, damn, i should have just watched porn instead

[Revolutionary war]

This really reminds me of this project this one kid did in health class. We all had to do projects that had to relate to health. This one kid did weed. His project consided of a video were him and his friend, totally baked, interviewed other stoners about weed, and a giant poster explaning how to use a bong. It failed on like two levels to be educational, first it totally ignored the school project, and second everybody in the class already knew how to use a bong and didn't need How to Smoke Pot 101. So, kind of like your movie, totally awesome, but completely uneducational. You should do well in life.

[Bill gate's dark secret.]

wait....

whats his dark secret????? i'm so fucking confused

[ButterField 1: Britney]

another stunning film

you just do the same thing over and over again, how shallow can you be? do you think people actually care?

[Soxx: the killer bunny]

advice

Just always say that you were influenced by Vasquez, it sounds so much better then calling yourself an unoriginal hack who ripped of his style.

Envy is ignorance; Imitation is suicide -Emerson

[Xombie: Chapter 5 | Reel2]

Questions

I've always said that the truth should not get in the way of a good story, but I got a few questions to ask. First why does a 3000 year old Egyptian mummy a. speak English b. know how to use a computer and c. speak in a freaky East European accent? And if it’s so far in the future wouldn't computers look totally more bad ass? I generally think this will serve the internet well, just take up more space and look all pretty. Your plot is predictable, unoriginal, and kind of boring, so it should fit right in here at Newgrounds. You have no statement to make that hasn't already been toughly hunted down and killed by the main stream media, but it sure does look perty.

[Strawberry's Valentine]

pppssssshhhhh valentines day

I personally celebrate Lupricalia, its the roman holyday that became Valentine's day when people decided that "romance" was more christian then "sex." What you do is get a sheep, kill the sheep, cover yourself in its blood, fashion a leather thong and whip out of the sheep's hide, and run through the streets whipping woman to help them get pregnant. Its a bigger hit with the ladies when a box of chocolates, and with a police.... fuckers.... oh ya, and I like your animation style...styllz..gangsta...

[britney, britney, britney]

DEAR GOD!!!!

Does this mean that being up to date and hip is just a freak acsident???? OH!!!! MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL I MAKE MY NEW POTATO RELATED FAD CATCH ON!!!!!!

[Poninjas Episode Six]

hey!

I love random violence without a plot, but you know what be even better then watching random violence? actually participating in random violence, make it into a game, and you will be a god, or just godlike. i take that back, you'll be fucking awesome

[Howard Dean Alarm DVD]

i have to give it to you

It was really funny, and well put together. god, i really feel sorry for Howard Deal, he really is awesome, i really agree with all his ideas and policys. Too, bad though, i just honestly don't think he can beat G Dubya, oh well, in a perfect world....